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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
I love the colors and the depth of it. The shadows and such.
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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She said;
Don't! Don't let it go to your head
Boys like you are a dime a dozen,
Boys like you are a dime a dozen.
She said;
You're a touch overrated,
You're a lush and I hate it
But these grass stains on my knees
They won't mean a thing!
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-Jo D.
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I feel happiness when I eat a potato.
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